We have a phone

Well, the church has a phone!  We just got it last year!  Yep, we've stepped into this century!  Well, not really.  If you call it, you will only get a voicemail.  We will actually have to call you back because we do not have an actual phone!  In today's world, our cell phones are what we all use and we don't keep someone on staff to sit and answer a phone.  We mostly just needed a phone number to get us in the phone book and on GPS and mapquest and such.  But just like the boy in this story, if you call us, we will try to give you what you need. So, enjoy this story and call when you need us....we will get back to you!!

THE TELEPHONE ON THE WALL original author unknown

When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.  I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.

Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person. Her name was "Information Please" and there was nothing she did not know. Information Please could supply anyone's number and the correct time.

My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer, the pain was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy.

A Little Religious Humor--original author unknown

Thanks to my friends who often send me smiles like these!

DID NOAH  FISH?

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you

think Noah did a lot of  fishing when he was on the Ark ?"   

"No," replied Johnny.  "How could he, with just two worms."

Can you match the disciples with their movie character counterpart?

Can you match the disciples with their movie character counterpart?
The youth at Hebron can after finishing their Sunday School series.  See how well you can do.....




1. Simon Peter                                                      a. Clark Kent (Superman)
2. James (son of Zebedee)                                    b.  Editor-in-chief, J. Jameson (Spiderman)
3. John (son of Zebedee)                                      c.  Edmund (The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe)
4. Andrew (Peter's brother)                                  d.  Fiona (Burn Notice)
5. Philip (friend of Andrew)                                 e. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
6. Nathaniel Bartholomew                                    f. Lucy (The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe)   
7. Matthew, the tax collector                                g. Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)
8. Thomas, the twin (doubting Thomas)              h.Nathan Ford (Leverage)
9. James, the less (son of Alphaeus)                     i.  Peter Parker (Spiderman)
10. Judas Labbeaus Thaddaeus                             j. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
11. Simon, the Zealot                                            k. Sam (Lord of the Rings, III)
12. Judas Iscariot                                                   l.Short Round (Indiana Jones, 2)